My husband often refers to me as "The Queen of England." Not at all because of my power or poise, but rather because of my pasty white skin. Is it rude? Yes. Do I constantly search for ways to Coppertone Baby myself? Yes again. I have discovered the best facial tanner ever: Clarins Eau Lactee Auto-Bronzante. I bought it at Sephora for $34, which is a splurge for me. But I have found it looks totally natural, even on pale folks like me. Goes on smooth, doesn't streak, and makes you look bronze without seeming orange. Totally worth the price.