Shopping with Flare

I have a new online find: www.fredflare.com. It's my recently-discovered go-to for gifts for the person who has everything. You know, those peeps on your list who are impossible to shop for (you know who you are and you annoy me).  It's also the perfect spot to find gag gifts, stocking stuffers, and funnies for the over-the-hill type bash. Yes, Fred Flare has non-joke stuff on the site (think clothing, jewelry, shoes, and handbags). But, it's these unique items that are the real winners. Spoiler alert:  You're all getting bacon bandages during the holidays. Here are some top picks:

          1: Bacon Flavored Toothpicks, $5  

http://www.fredflare.com/APARTMENT-toys-and-novelties/Bacon-Flavored-Toothpicks/

Pick the ham out of your toofies with a hog-flavored pick. Genius.

2: Mustachifier Baby Pacifier, $12    

http://www.fredflare.com/APARTMENT-kitchen-and-bar/Mustachifier-Baby-Pacifier/

Beyond hilarious.

3: Reuseable To-Go Lunch Cup, $9

http://www.fredflare.com/APARTMENT-kitchen-and-bar/Reusable-To-Go-Lunch-Cup/

So clever, right? Love the dressing cup as a separate feature.

4: Mini Boombox mp3 Player, $34
http://www.fredflare.com/APARTMENT-cameras-electronics-and-music/Mini-Boombox-MP3-Speaker/ 
This is SO Say Anything to me.







5: Decorated bandages (everything from underwear and Pac man to cupcakes and bacon), $9.50
http://www.fredflare.com/APARTMENT-toys-and-novelties/Cupcake-Bandages/
So much more fun than the boring flesh colored ones, right?